I have to play a farmer’s wife in a play, and we have to look like the American Gothic portrait. Backstage, he snuck candy in his overalls [the farmer] and we had to hook arms as he was reaching into his pocket, and then I smelled candy. I said, “Brandon!”* and he said, “Shhh!” and started eating it. I poked him with the pitchfork.
bellissimo!!! 🙂
hahahahaha!~love this.
lovelovelove!
You rock!
LOL, +100500
somebody had to do it 🙂
I love your stuff! You should be committed. Do a line of greeting cards. They’d sell out.
lol thats funny!!!!!!
Pitch perfect 🙂
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well done!
Killing a woman. NOT funny. You’ve turned it into American Psycho.
I have to play a farmer’s wife in a play, and we have to look like the American Gothic portrait. Backstage, he snuck candy in his overalls [the farmer] and we had to hook arms as he was reaching into his pocket, and then I smelled candy. I said, “Brandon!”* and he said, “Shhh!” and started eating it. I poked him with the pitchfork.